lance.jpgThat’s it. No professional athlete will ever retire again. Ever. You thought they were done? Don’t believe them.

Cycling mag VeloNews is saying that Lance Armstrong will compete in the 2009 Tour de France after sitting out for three years. Because he has so much to prove.

VeloNews writer Neal Rogers, who never met an anonymous source he didn’t like, says that Vanity Fair will have the “exclusive article” on Armstrong’s retirement coming-out party. Well, so much for the exclusivity. Read more

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