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Mar
4
Glitter For Your What Now?
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This is probably NSFW, and definitely not sports related. To which I say: so the hell what? So is blogging in general. ◼ TotalFark
Feb
25
The 1986 Dodgers Had A Camcorder
≡ Category: Baseball | ≅ 4 Comments
Okay, I’m hereby convinced someone out there is going back in time and planting these videos in the 80s. That’s the only explanation for these countless music “videos” showing up in this decade, the Aughts.
Sussman: how do these keep resurfacing
Tuffy: satin floats
That’s another theory. What do you think, Rick? “[gives 'OK sign'] It STINKS!” ◼ Fark → YouTube
Note: The damn thing doesn’t embed. What’s the point of a YouTube, I ask you?
Update: The video, she now embeds.
Feb
2
Kent’s Dunk Beats Kent
≡ Category: Basketball | ≅ 2 Comments
I could have seen it if they kept the game at 7 p.m. like a good little team. But the start time was noon, right in my wheelhouse at Deadspin HQ. Therefore Toledo’s rather large upset of Kent State is condensed into my memory to this holy crap he just dunked that in the final second video. Read more