In case you missed it on Saturday, the game of the day might’ve been the touchdown swaps by Buffalo and Temple in the final minute. Drew Willy’s the guy who threw it. Naaman Roosevelt is the receiver. Temple gets to be the team that loses on the final play in consecutive weeks. Temple, in this metaphor, is the San Diego Chargers. And Buffalo, to fill out this alternative NFL parallel, can be … well, I guess, Buffalo.

Despite its low center of gravity, you can still tip the Futon Report.