rofl.jpgSo get this. In the 15th inning, the Seattle Mariners ran out of pitchers, so they put backup catcher Jamie Burke to pitch.

Jamie Burke. Backup catcher. Pitching … extra innings … phastballs … can’t … sides, hurting …

(Yes, he did give up a run, and the Tigers won 2-1.)

Despite its low center of gravity, you can still tip the Futon Report.