gallagher.jpgThis is Cubs pitcher Sean Gallagher. He probably has a few words with the team photographer. Unless, of course, he was trying to pull off the image of being real excitement after a huge gulp of Diet Coke and pop rocks.

He starts tomorrow against the Blue Jays. Not sure who’s going for Toronto, but I don’t think it’s Kevin Reese.

Despite its low center of gravity, you can still tip the Futon Report.