tycobbenergydrink1.jpgOn the pet peeve spectrum, 1 being sandals with socks and 10 being text messaging, energy drinks land somewhere between emails with colored text and usage of the word “team” in a corporate setting. Did we need another way to consume caffeine cold? They made 38 flavors of Diet Pepsi, half of which were submitted by me. That’s plenty.

Having said that, the following Fark photoshop contest (rejected energy drinks) yielded some pretty good ones, but this old timey submission by “SvartVinbars” was my favorite (click through for the readable version): Read more

Despite its low center of gravity, you can still tip the Futon Report.