I just installed a piece of software (successfully! It’s like I do this for a living or something) that enables the Futon Report to be seen much better on mobile phones. I, for one, would never care to see it like that since, like church and state, there needs to be a “wall of separation” between phone and Internet. For the heathens who believe otherwise, however, the Futon Report ought to display better.

Inform me if the site shows up improperly on your mobilyphone, and your response will be addressed in 2-4 business days, or 4.5 nautical days.

Despite its low center of gravity, you can still tip the Futon Report.