andreware.jpgWith nothing better to do at the end of an irritating work week, the greatest joy beyond a certain 20 downloads has been coming up with a fantasy football team name. The rule in the league was that it had to be a Detroit Lions-themed name. I thought of a few, and here’s what I came up with, with one appropriately-cited exception:

• Kilroy Waz-Zahir
• Stoney Case of the Mondays
• I Can See Your Andre Ware
• Dominic Crayola
• The Artose-D2s
• Aveion Flu (this one courtesy of my co-worker Ryan)
• Choppin’ Brock Olivo
• Gus Frerottage

Despite its low center of gravity, you can still tip the Futon Report.