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Sep
1
Very Quickly On CC’s No-No-Hitter
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If you didn’t hear, CC Sabathia pitched a one-hitter in Pittsburgh Sunday, but the one hit was a very questionable ruling. It looked like an error. So the big questions is: should the play be a hit or an error? Milwaukee’s going to dispute the call. Read more
Jul
8
Sabathia’s Web Guy Owns Photoshop
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Okay, maybe we don’t know if it’s CC or C.C. His official website uses both. But we do know that he was antsy enough to plaster over the Indians logo with the Brewers script logo by any MS Paint means necessary.

Phew. Good thing they shared a common color jersey. You don’t want to have to get into magic wand-RGB level manipulation just yet. And couldn’t it have waited until tonight, when the man actually pitches for Milly-wau-kay? Just because ESPN already ’shopped him in an M’s hat doesn’t mean every Brewers fan has carte blance to throw their 48-hour level of patience out the bay window. After all, Indians fans have well over 48 years of patience.