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Jul
25
A Solution For All Slutty Athletes
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And it was growing right there in the ground. Eat more tofu!
Scientists who just happened to have large amounts of soy-based and sperm-based substances have determined that the more you eat of the former, the less you produce of the latter. (Please, please, please, do NOT get that backwards.) So basically lovers of tofu have less of a chance to procreate than your garden variety animal killer. Read more