The Futon Report

For those brave souls who wander into the twice-weekly Treehouse Fort radio show dutifully hosted by yours truly and Yours Tuffy, you might wonder what happened to Friday’s amazing awesome show. Well, due to Syntax Error 2029, the show never archived and is gone forever, except in the hearts and minds of those who listened live. So here we are.

The only tangible item from that episode is the Weekend Update-style cold open I performed before the show, and it’s probably best just to share its entirety with you now. Actually it’s probably best to just delete the file and reformat the hard drive to ensure it never shows up again, but I flipped a coin and we’re going with “sharing.” Read more

Dear Tech Support,

The last six times I’ve logged onto your website to check baseball box scores, it erroneously indicates that the Detroit Tigers have lost a baseball game. This is an impossibility, given that they have the second highest payroll in baseball, including players like Miguel Cabrera, Justin Verlander, Magglio Ordoñez, Dontrelle Willis, and Gary Sheffield. They played the Kansas City Royals and the Chicago White Sox, two of the lesser teams in baseball, at home. Therefore, there is no possible way, even perchance, that the Detroit Tigers are 0-6. Read more

If my old server had the chance, it would have tried to tried anthropomorphizing into a Sussmanlike clone and usurp my girlfriend. It would have led to her standing atop a building trying to figure out which Sussman to shoot dead. I’m glad we were able to avoid such an outcome.

So this was the perfect time to uproot the old design and upgrade WordPress to 2.0 (finally). If you have any suggestions, feedback, or if something just dudn’t look right in the browser, just let me know. Read more