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The Futon Report
We’re Gonna Take This Sitting Down
Jun
19
A Radio Commercial Promoting … Me?
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This, here, is quite scary. The Toledo Free Press, a newspaper with words and pages and ink, recently pushed out some radio ads to the local market promoting each of their sections. Unlike their print edition, the commercials themselves were poorly edited, for they did not catch the slip-up where they mentioned my name in their commercial about their sports section. And because of this, they left it in.
Apr
18
Sure Is Quiet Around Here
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With all the hubbub at the ‘Spin, the ‘Brooks, the ‘Tilde, and ‘Ogcritics — coupled with my last long-ass trip, I sure have neglected the ol’ Futon for the last week, now haven’t I?
Okay, next week I’ll be sure to take better care — meaning, any kind of care at all — around these parts. With the MAC basketball season over, it’s tough to find stuff to write about, although I could just open the standards up to any goofy-ass story that comes my way, now couldn’t I?
Or if, you know, Detroit starts winning again.
Feb
27
I Have A .01% Shot With These Girls
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And this is after extensive calculation, factoring in wind resistance and the strength of the yen in the international market.
Many factors were against my favor. Those helping me, though is the fact that I’ve begun writing for SPORTSbyBROOKS, the website whose logo, if you look long enough, you’ll find on those girls’ shirts. Read more

