The Futon Report
We’re Gonna Take This Sitting Down
Jun
26
Tild-impression
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If you didn’t love Todd Jones or Magglio Ordoñez before this, well, you will now. ◼ TB~
Jun
24
Well, we got out of that “Arcadian Jones” segment alive. (But not well.) ◼ THF
Jun
20
Jones ’stache
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I don’t know why I did this:

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Jun
20
We should just rename it the Bill Wennington Show. ◼ THF
Jun
19
Thames nickname
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Marcus Thames is good and needs a nickname. ◼ TB~
Jun
19
THF
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Just me talking for a half hour, saying things like “There will be an NBA Finals Game 7.” Grumble. ◼ THF (cold open)
Jun
14
Finally
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It took ferfreakin’ ever, but I finally have a page on Deadspin with archives of just my posts. ◼ Deadspin
Jun
14
Hessman
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Let’s trade Mike Hessman for something good. ◼ TFP
Jun
13
THF
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From racism! to the Atlanta Braves. ◼ THF
Jun
12
Vance Wilson
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Brave sir Vancelot, your career’s probably over. ◼ MLB.com