The Futon Report
We’re Gonna Take This Sitting Down
Jul
7
Some kind of explanation as to why Jason Varitek, batting below .220, is an All-Star. ◼ Boston Herald
Jul
4
PECOTA 2?
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I thought the PECOTA/Glass war was over. I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER. ◼ Dugout
Jul
4
Hossa
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Red Wings sign Marian Hossa, which I’m pretty sure are two girl names. ◼ MLive | Snapshots
Jun
30
Wojo vs. Goodell
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Gene Wojciechowski 7, Roger Goodell 3. ◼ ESPN
Jun
24
JoeMo
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Joe Morgan is wrong about something. And it’s not even about VORP. ◼ Walkoff Walk
Jun
24
Hahahahahaha
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Hahahahaha. (God, I love looking up search engine referrals.) ◼ Google
Jun
19
Glen Davis
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Celtics’ Glen Davis is as happy as a little girl. ◼ Ball Don’t Lie
Jun
19
Shaughnessy
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Dan Shaughnessy found a way around saying that white people are bad at basketball. ◼ Big Lead
Jun
19
Minaya defense
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Omar Minaya had to fire Willie Randolph. ◼ Walkoff Walk
Jun
19
Golf #2
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Who should replace Mickelson as “Tiger’s No. 2″ (when he comes back from faking his injury, of course)? ◼ Crain’s Sportsbiz