“Miguel Olivo the latest MLB player to live the dream, by punching A.J. Pierzynski” â—¼ Fark

Farnsworth!

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Yeah, he’s back. â—¼ DFP

(Image from The Dugout)

Shark attacks

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Four NFL players who would survive shark attacks. (One of MJD’s finest literary works in a while.) â—¼ Shutdown Corner

G-Sizzle?

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There are some headlines in life which capture our imagination. This is the opposite of one of those headlines. â—¼ Medina Gazette

WoK

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Mud Hens win on walkoff strikeout. Iracane jealous. â—¼ Walkoff Walk

RedLasso sued

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I thought that was kind of illegal. NBC and FOX sue RedLasso. â—¼ Mr. Irrelevant

Blake traded

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Casey Blake’s traded. Now Zach can die happy. â—¼ Vitamin Z

BGSU blotter

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Really? Seven BGSU football players have gotten in trouble? Ulp. â—¼ Blade

How injuries could end the Browns season. (Yes, there’s still a week of July left.) â—¼ Erik Cassano

Tony Peña, Jr. might as well just be a Royals pitcher. ◼ Joe Posnanski

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