The Futon Report
We’re Gonna Take This Sitting Down
Aug
3
Olivo/Pierzynski
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“Miguel Olivo the latest MLB player to live the dream, by punching A.J. Pierzynski” ◼ Fark
Jul
30
Farnsworth!
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Jul
29
Shark attacks
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Four NFL players who would survive shark attacks. (One of MJD’s finest literary works in a while.) ◼ Shutdown Corner
Jul
29
G-Sizzle?
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There are some headlines in life which capture our imagination. This is the opposite of one of those headlines. ◼ Medina Gazette
Jul
29
WoK
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Mud Hens win on walkoff strikeout. Iracane jealous. ◼ Walkoff Walk
Jul
27
RedLasso sued
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I thought that was kind of illegal. NBC and FOX sue RedLasso. ◼ Mr. Irrelevant
Jul
27
Blake traded
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Casey Blake’s traded. Now Zach can die happy. ◼ Vitamin Z
Jul
24
Really? Seven BGSU football players have gotten in trouble? Ulp. ◼ Blade
Jul
24
Browns injuries
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How injuries could end the Browns season. (Yes, there’s still a week of July left.) ◼ Erik Cassano
Jul
24
Tony Peña Jr., pitcher
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Tony Peña, Jr. might as well just be a Royals pitcher. ◼ Joe Posnanski
