The Futon Report
We’re Gonna Take This Sitting Down
I, Elsewhere
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- Deadspin
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- Toledo Free Press
- “One For The Money” home video review May 21, 2012
- Opening day at Toledo Zoo’s Tembo Trail May 21, 2012
- China Business Summit to address culture, finance May 20, 2012
- Stamp shop hopes to fill growing scrapbooking void May 20, 2012
- Toledo sweeps EMU, enters MAC Tournament as No. 2 seed May 20, 2012
- The Big Tilde
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Apr
23
Magglio
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That’s 1,000 RBI for Mr. Tilde. ◼ TB~
Apr
22
Dugout
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Bonds, Frank Thomas and … Star Fox references? ◼ Dugout
Apr
22
Toronto should sign Barry Bonds, but won’t. ◼ BC
Apr
21
You Guessed It … Missing Show
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For those brave souls who wander into the twice-weekly Treehouse Fort radio show dutifully hosted by yours truly and Yours Tuffy, you might wonder what happened to Friday’s amazing awesome show. Well, due to Syntax Error 2029, the show never archived and is gone forever, except in the hearts and minds of those who listened live. So here we are.
The only tangible item from that episode is the Weekend Update-style cold open I performed before the show, and it’s probably best just to share its entirety with you now. Actually it’s probably best to just delete the file and reformat the hard drive to ensure it never shows up again, but I flipped a coin and we’re going with “sharing.” Read more
Apr
21
Deadspin
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Apr
21
Orioles fans
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Orioles fans lack equilibrium. ◼ WoW
Apr
21
Granderson
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Curtis Granderson, rehabbin’ with the Hens just fine. ◼ Blade
Apr
21
Red Wings
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Red Wings beat Predators in the first round. How about that. ◼ Reuters
Apr
20
Cheesesteaked At The Palace
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“What if we try..”
“…Rip run the curl?”
“Yeah!”
“Tried it.”
“Hmm. What about … ‘Sheed, you post up?”
“Tried it.”
“I see.”
“What if Chauncey just shoots a…”
“That didn’t work either.”
“Well, dammit, that’s our entire playbook.” ◼ AP
Apr
19
Blowgun Fails To Stifle LeBron
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I mean, sure, we’d all like to find some way to stop James from breaking out in the second half, finishing with 32 points. But is a tranquilizer dart in the back really the most humane method of basketball sedation? Perhaps they could have tried … defense? Or … scoring points of their own? ◼ ESPN.com