The Futon Report
We’re Gonna Take This Sitting Down
Mar
26
Stern NBA teenagers
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Stern’s quest to eradicate NBA teenage angst. â—¼ SbB
Mar
26
NCAA womens parity
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Finally, women’s basketball is back to no parity. â—¼ BC
Mar
25
Contact
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Nice to see UT contacting their incoming recruits after firing a coach. â—¼ Blade
Mar
24
What the…
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A good reason never to Google your own name. â—¼ Fire Everybody In The Whole World!
Mar
24
THF
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NL West talk with Dex from Gaslamp Ball and InjuryRate from FanIQ. And plenty of glorious, glorious Knicks jokes. â—¼ THF
Mar
24
NFL “Future”
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What the NFL will be like eight years ago, according to 30 years ago. â—¼ FanIQ
Mar
24
Inge Centerfield
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Your 2008 Detroit Tigers opening day centerfielder: Curtis GrBrandon Inge? â—¼ MLB.com
Mar
24
Duke-Belmont Plusher Than I Recall
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Oh my god, they actually did this.
NBC17, the Raleigh/Durham affiliate, was unable to attain highlights of NCAA basketball games from CBS, so to show the highlights from Duke’s near-loss to 15th-seeded Belmont, they… well… yeah, they did that. Seriously, local TV can rule sometimes. â—¼ → Fark
Mar
24
My Bracket Is Totally Ruined
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Okay, not really. I’m 2nd in my group of 31 picks, 93rd percentile overall.

And the guy ahead of me, well, works for Yahoo! Sports, so you can reasonably assume he’s cheating. Read more
Mar
23
Joplin/TFP
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The Stan Joplin “keep” argument, in newspaper form. â—¼ TFP