The Futon Report

Kent State’s Jim Christian leaves for TCU â—¼ AP

Baseball in Japan, NCAA in America, Porn in Hideki Matsui’s closet. â—¼ THF

Probably the only thing anyone ever needs to read about Jose Canseco, ever again. â—¼ Deadspin

The Stephen Curry love-fest has only begun. â—¼ Big Lead

The Tigers’ Opening Day roster. What’s a Clete Thomas? â—¼ MLB

Today on SbB â—¼ No basketball game RickRoll â—¼ Fish that fish themselves! â—¼ ESPN’s fantasy ump league â—¼ A Tennessee Vols … mens team?

Well now, let’s see what’s in the news today:

Good for him! I always knew Jimmy Leyland knew a solid pitcher when he saw him, even if Tim Byrdak has an ERA of 13.50 in spring training. I’m sure he’ll do just…

…Well, that’s a little awkward. But hey! Miguel Cabrera’s contract, or something!

49ers lost themselves a draft pick for thinking Lance Briggs was available. â—¼ SbB

Free furniture if the Red Sox sweep the series again. â—¼ SbB

NCAA games? Free. CBI games? 7 bucks. â—¼ SbB