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This Year, Give The Gift Of Gradkowski
By Matt Sussman | Dec 25, 2008 | Filed Under Football
When the local news teases a story about Bruce Gradkowski, internally one’s mind says “please oh please report that he’s starting a football game.”
Then the commercial ended, and the story came. Yesssssss.
Now that the Browns have put their third QB on IR, Gradkowski gets the start and the backup quarterback will be … [spins roulette wheel] Richard Bartel! Hey, that … kinda sounds like a quarterback name! Bartel, of course, is the pride of … [throws dart at map] Tarleton State, the Division II powerhouse!
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