The Futon Report
We’re Gonna Take This Sitting Down
How Did … Why Was It …
By Matt Sussman | Nov 13, 2008 | Filed Under Bowling Green

Why did I turn that off? Because it was freaking 30-6, that’s why. Central Michigan had a comfy 24-point lead on the road against a substandard NIU team, so I guess I’ll just see what else is on the … zzzz
[Sussman falls asleep on couch, dreams of riding in a spaceship made of pancakes]
… mmmf …. mmwwa? Let’s see how bad that game turned out [takes sip of morning Pepsi, checks score]

It went to overtime!? Oh, NIU still lost 33-30. But still.
Apparently NIU had to recover two onside kicks to make the comeback happen, and your Special Teams Player of the Week might as well be Mike Sobol, because he recovered both of them.
So CMU stays perfect in the conference, setting up a rather bucknutty showdown at Pleasant Mountain next Wednesday when Ball State shows up.
(Photo Credit: Beck Diefenbach, DeKalb Daily Chronicle. Not the spit-take one. Nickelodeon seems to have filmed that.)
Tags: central michigan, college football, MACSploitation, mid-american conference, northern illinois
You keep calling NIU substandard. Why?
They’re no Toledo this year…
NIU’s had a really good year compared to where they were over the past couple seasons. I loved ESPN having to use only their field-level cameras because of the fog too.