Huel Perkins Rides Again; Thank. God.

By Matt Sussman | Oct 23, 2008 | Filed Under Non-Sports

Be honest. You thought the same thing when new Mayor Kwame text messages surfaced. You were thinking of Huel Perkins’ narration of the first batch. Haha, damn that! Never busted!

huelperkins.jpgThat brings us to tonight’s “Hell yeah!” moment. On FOX 2, Perkins followed through like a professional and READ THE NEW ONES on the news broadcast following Game 2. It was sublime. It was brilliant journalism. It was … a little arousing, actually.

I don’t have the video (yet), but you know damn well it’ll surface eventually. These things take about 24 hours — at least 48 hours for the love remix version, according to Internet by-laws.

One thing’s for sure. If Huel Perkins is ever looking for a second job, he could sell a line of text-to-speech software programs that turn blog posts into romantic sonnets.

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