The Futon Report

What you see before you is the end-product of scheduling a sports panel at BlogWorld Expo on a Sunday morning in Las Vegas. Having six people on a panel is a smart move, which guarantees a 50 percent retention rate. It also guarantees me some sweet elbow room.

In conclusion, you now know why I skimped out on my MACsploitation duties. But while that was happening, I was riffing on BG during its bye week for the TFP (which you apparently can’t click on!), and doing much over at BC, including bonding with David Foster Wallace fans, recording a radio show in a clam-shaped chair, and not owning an iPhone.

Normalcy to resume this week with a MACsplotation podcast, liveblogocracy, and perhaps some long-awaited SbBrooksage — all of which will cause Gary Sheffield to bullrush my futon.

(Photo courtesy Dewey Hammond/Yardbarker)