Lions-Themed Fantasy Football Names

By Matt Sussman | Aug 23, 2008 | Filed Under Football

andreware.jpgWith nothing better to do at the end of an irritating work week, the greatest joy beyond a certain 20 downloads has been coming up with a fantasy football team name. The rule in the league was that it had to be a Detroit Lions-themed name. I thought of a few, and here’s what I came up with, with one appropriately-cited exception:

• Kilroy Waz-Zahir
• Stoney Case of the Mondays
• I Can See Your Andre Ware
• Dominic Crayola
• The Artose-D2s
• Aveion Flu (this one courtesy of my co-worker Ryan)
• Choppin’ Brock Olivo
• Gus Frerottage

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  1. MP on August 23, 2008 3:05 pm:

    Me, I called myself Joey Porter Ocean.

    Stupid Yahoo! wouldn’t let me have enough characters for “the.”

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