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Well, I’m Sold | The Futon Report

Well, I’m Sold

By Matt Sussman | Jun 28, 2008 | Filed Under Non-Sports

He made such a convincing argument that he’s a great lover, that I now want to be his girlfriend. And I’m not even gay.

(I think it was the way he pronounced “assume.”)

BallHype: hype it up!

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  1. twoeightnine on June 28, 2008 9:18 pm:

    Tuffy?

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