Comments on: In This Metaphor, I Am The Ottoman Empire

By: Jamie Mottram

Jamie Mottram — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 12:03:35 +0000

Mottramized, huh? I’m gonna use that.

By: Phil

Phil — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 04:12:32 +0000

I feel that saying “Fuck soda crackers” detours from the very essence of this article.

I declare (blog)war on Rob I.

By: Rob I.

Rob I. — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 13:38:47 +0000

Fuck soda crackers. Ah, that felt good to get it off my chest finally.

By: Tuffy

Tuffy — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:53:09 +0000

So in this metaphor, we’ll be getting Moor of you?

By: Turner

Turner — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 04:46:05 +0000

Amidst the calamity, I made an attempt to be a certified Deadspin commenter today (my life has slowed down that much). When Rob asks, I’m the guy with a picture of you rocking the fu-manchu. So yeah, I’m pretty much in.