Hell, They’ll Eat Real Ones Anyway

By Matt Sussman | Jun 20, 2008 | Filed Under Non-Sports

legofood.jpgHey guys, I just got the greatest idea for a Russian Roulette game for kids:

1. Buy one (1) bag of
Kellogg’sâ„¢ Lego® Fruit Flavored Snacks

2. Buy one (1) Lego®
3. Mix them together
4. Each kid takes a turn picking one at random and swallowing it

(Ages 6 and up, some assembly required) â—¼Dave Barry

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  1. Erica on June 22, 2008 11:13 pm:

    Hilarious!! I wonder if they can just cut to the chase and start injecting nutrients into real Legos.

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