A Radio Commercial Promoting … Me?

By Matt Sussman | Jun 19, 2008 | Filed Under Memos

radioannouncer.jpgThis, here, is quite scary. The Toledo Free Press, a newspaper with words and pages and ink, recently pushed out some radio ads to the local market promoting each of their sections. Unlike their print edition, the commercials themselves were poorly edited, for they did not catch the slip-up where they mentioned my name in their commercial about their sports section. And because of this, they left it in.

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  1. Tuffy on June 19, 2008 9:17 pm:

    What issue or trend will affect my life, Matt Sussman of the Toledo Free Press?

  2. Shaggy on June 19, 2008 10:43 pm:

    Musclin’ in on my turf, are ya?

  3. Rob I. on June 20, 2008 8:45 am:

    Hm, I always thought your name was pronounced “SOOOSE-munn”. Learn something new…

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