The Futon Report

The Dee Eff Pee published a “Best of Jason Grilli” photo gallery yesterday, which frankly was touching. I didn’t expect a metro newspaper to dedicate something like that after the exile of a long relief pitcher. Then again the man had local roots.

But if the champagne goggles is his Stairway To Heaven, here’s his Black Dog:

And that’s it. No more Grilli thoughts. From here on out it’s Francisco Cruceta. With soy. No foam. ◼ DFP