The Futon Report
We’re Gonna Take This Sitting Down
Don’t Extend It So Much
By Matt Sussman | Apr 12, 2008 | Filed Under Baseball

And there it is. Dontrelle Willis is now functionally disabled, according to the list he was just put on. This means that Brandon Inge will likely move to the rotation, or failing that, Armando Galarraga.
We’re still not sure what happened to Willis in Friday’s game (or how the shit Aquilino Lopez and Jason Grilli combined for seven innings of one-run relief), but I suspect his carefully-aligned crooked cap took a straightening for the worse, throwing out his entire balance. Either way, his hyperextended knee will put him out for a while.◼ DTW → DFP
Faux Tow: Charles Cherney/Chicago Tribune/MCT
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