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By Matt Sussman | Mar 21, 2008 | Filed Under Non-Sports
So. Anyone wanna take a crack at what this guy was actually searching for?
I hope he found what he needed.
Tags: dan dakich, sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Hint: It wasn’t Dan Dakich’s celebratory post-game press conference.
Occasionally, my wife searches for her name and the words “loves mark” on Google…when she’s really bored.
That still makes more sense than what this guy did.
Shaggy, are you saying Dakich didn’t transmogrify into a cobra in the post-game press conference?