The Futon Report

And this is after extensive calculation, factoring in wind resistance and the strength of the yen in the international market.

Many factors were against my favor. Those helping me, though is the fact that I’ve begun writing for SPORTSbyBROOKS, the website whose logo, if you look long enough, you’ll find on those girls’ shirts.

So far I’ve covered Tim Tebow’s political atheism, Cecil Fielder managing a team in a city that gave him a gambling “problem,” and the return of SlamBall. There will be others this afternoon.

My string o’ posts at SbB will appear maybe once a week, so you’ll still see posts here and elsewhere, bringing the total number of websites I currently write for up to a nice even 73. Although that number might be artificially inflated to reflect the strength of the krone against the rupee in a stagnant economy.

Er, I mean … boobies.